Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Belarus
APT Group Name: BELARUSSIAN BOBSLED TEAM
Attack Vector: The Embassy
Malware Used: Bayrob!gen1
Data lost in the breach: Screenplay for next Star Wars movie
Who's to blame? TAO developer who took source code for classified cyber weapons home
Who's getting fired? IT Helpdesk
Contributing factors/excuses: Gluten Free Snacks
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, Brian Williams probably will though.
Will we be targeted again? You believe in the tooth fairy, don't you...
Cost of the data loss: $313.37
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Your job