Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report

Country: Thailand
APT Group Name: P@D THA!
Attack Vector: TOR Exit Node
Malware Used: LowSec.C!gen7
Data lost in the breach: Secret Sauce
Who's to blame? Jimmy Fallon
Who's getting fired? Management
Contributing factors/excuses: Farook's iPhone
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, just another breach!
Will we be targeted again? Do you breathe oxygen?
Cost of the data loss: $300,000,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Your job