Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Taiwan
APT Group Name: MASQUERADING PANDA
Attack Vector: Old AOL Floppy Disk
Malware Used: Backdoor.PlugX
Data lost in the breach: PHI
Who's to blame? The Intern
Who's getting fired? Board of directors
Contributing factors/excuses: Gluten Free Snacks
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Yes, and China will deny it.
Will we be targeted again? Stop huffing superglue and go fortify your defenses.
Cost of the data loss: $7,441,123
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? 11861800000.00 Japanese Yen