Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Taiwan
APT Group Name: MASQUERADING PANDA
Attack Vector: Third-Party Compromise
Malware Used: LowSec.C!gen3
Data lost in the breach: Grandma's cookie recipe
Who's to blame? TAO developer who took source classified cyber weapons home
Who's getting fired? CISO
Contributing factors/excuses: Gluten Free Snacks
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, just another breach!
Will we be targeted again? It is certain.
Cost of the data loss: Your Job
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