Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Switzerland
APT Group Name: CHAOS CHOCOLATIERS
Attack Vector: Default telnet passwords on IoT fridge
Malware Used: Infostealer.Dyre!g3
Data lost in the breach: "Metadata"
Who's to blame? Skynet
Who's getting fired? The Intern
Contributing factors/excuses: Heavy Rain
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Yes, and China will deny it.
Will we be targeted again? Are you stupid?
Cost of the data loss: $50,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? 11861800000.00 Japanese Yen