Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report

Country: South Korea
APT Group Name: "TEAM KIM PAK & SU"
Attack Vector: Insider
Malware Used: Backdoor.Komprogo
Data lost in the breach: Biometric details
Who's to blame? Dick Cheney
Who's getting fired? Management
Contributing factors/excuses: Daylight Savings
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No
Will we be targeted again? Concentrate and ask again.
Cost of the data loss: $50,000,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? 76 PowerPoint Slides