Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Rwanda
APT Group Name: HOTEL RWANDA
Attack Vector: Clinton's Email Server
Malware Used: Heur.SBG1!gen11
Data lost in the breach: Location of the End of the Internet
Who's to blame? Donald Trump
Who's getting fired? The HVAC Technician
Contributing factors/excuses: Icosahedron inside an 8-Ball
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, bigger news to air that day.
Will we be targeted again? yes, yes, yes!
Cost of the data loss: $100,001.01
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Your job