Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Iraq
APT Group Name: WEAPONS OF MASS DEMOCRACY
Attack Vector: 0-day vulnerability
Malware Used: Linux.Sshscan
Data lost in the breach: Screenplay for next Star Wars movie
Who's to blame? NATO
Who's getting fired? CEO's Biographer
Contributing factors/excuses: Myan Calendar
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No
Will we be targeted again? yes, yes, yes!
Cost of the data loss: $400,000,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Your job