Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Iraq
APT Group Name: WEAPONS OF MASS DEMOCRACY
Attack Vector: A cyber pathogen from Farook's iPhone
Malware Used: Cryptlocker!g38
Data lost in the breach: Projected Earnings Statement
Who's to blame? Skynet
Who's getting fired? Board of directors
Contributing factors/excuses: Taylor Swift CD
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, just another breach!
Will we be targeted again? Yes, in due time.
Cost of the data loss: $1,232,132.12
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? $8,000 + travel