Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: India
APT Group Name: DANCING ELEPHANT
Attack Vector: Default telnet passwords on IoT fridge
Malware Used: Heur.RGC!g49
Data lost in the breach: Biometric details
Who's to blame? Conan O'Brien
Who's getting fired? Management
Contributing factors/excuses: Football Game
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Of Course!
Will we be targeted again? Are you kidding?
Cost of the data loss: $400,000,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? $1,000,000.00