Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Guyana
APT Group Name: PEOPLES ELECTRONIC TEMPLE & KOOL AID KREW
Attack Vector: Dell eRoot Certificate
Malware Used: Downloader.Preft
Data lost in the breach: Bank Account Information
Who's to blame? Edward Snowden
Who's getting fired? The Mail Carrier
Contributing factors/excuses: Rodent Infestation
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Yes, and China will deny it.
Will we be targeted again? Too late to ask...
Cost of the data loss: $1,000
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