Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Georgia
APT Group Name: WE GOT A DDOS
Attack Vector: Unauthorized Mobile Device
Malware Used: LowSec.C!gen3
Data lost in the breach: Grandma's cookie recipe
Who's to blame? G8 Summit
Who's getting fired? CISO
Contributing factors/excuses: 802.11
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, just another breach!
Will we be targeted again? No. And tomorrow you'll be visited by a unicorn who poops rainbows.
Cost of the data loss: $19,999.99
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Ten shares of Microsoft stock