Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Algeria
APT Group Name: TEAM MOSTA
Attack Vector: Comcast CSU/DSU
Malware Used: Cryptlocker!g38
Data lost in the breach: Screenplay for next Star Trek movie
Who's to blame? Jimmy Fallon
Who's getting fired? The Mail Carrier
Contributing factors/excuses: Gluten Free Snacks
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Yes, and China will deny it.
Will we be targeted again? Do you breathe oxygen?
Cost of the data loss: $10,000,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Ten thousand shares of Enron stock