Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Cameroon
APT Group Name: KIRK CAMERON
Attack Vector: SQL Injection
Malware Used: Backdoor.Govrat
Data lost in the breach: GPS Coordinates to Jimmy Hoffa's Grave
Who's to blame? Rogue astronaut on the ISS (contributed by @zentropy_)
Who's getting fired? The Intern
Contributing factors/excuses: Dormant Cyber Pathogens
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, Brian Williams probably will though.
Will we be targeted again? It is decidedly so.
Cost of the data loss: $19,999.99
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Ten thousand shares of Enron stock