Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Cameroon
APT Group Name: KIRK CAMERON
Attack Vector: Insider
Malware Used: Trojan.Emysair
Data lost in the breach: Grandma's cookie recipe
Who's to blame? Richard Nixon
Who's getting fired? The Secretary
Contributing factors/excuses: Lady GaGa CD
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, just another breach!
Will we be targeted again? It is decidedly so.
Cost of the data loss: $400,000,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Ten thousand shares of Enron stock