Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Cameroon
APT Group Name: KIRK CAMERON
Attack Vector: Joomla
Malware Used: Infostealer.Zanjif!gm
Data lost in the breach: Screenplay for next Star Trek movie
Who's to blame? Jar-Jar Binks
Who's getting fired? The Intern
Contributing factors/excuses: Rodent Infestation
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, just another breach!
Will we be targeted again? It is decidedly so.
Cost of the data loss: $300,000,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Ten thousand shares of Enron stock