Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Cambodia
APT Group Name: FIGHTING BETA FISH
Attack Vector: A cyber pathogen from Farook's iPhone
Malware Used: Backdoor.Proxyback
Data lost in the breach: Coca-Cola Recipe
Who's to blame? Sterling Malory Archer
Who's getting fired? The Intern
Contributing factors/excuses: High Fiber Diet
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No
Will we be targeted again? Yes, in due time.
Cost of the data loss: $75,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? 4,500 BitCoin