Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Botswana
APT Group Name: BOTSWANIAN BOLWING TEAM
Attack Vector: The Embassy
Malware Used: Trojan.Emysair
Data lost in the breach: Screenplay for next Star Trek movie
Who's to blame? The Intern
Who's getting fired? The Mail Carrier
Contributing factors/excuses: Thunderstorm
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Yes, and China will deny it.
Will we be targeted again? Of course!
Cost of the data loss: Your pride
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Your job