Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Ethiopia
APT Group Name: WILL HACK FOR UNICEF AID
Attack Vector: Clinton's Email Server
Malware Used: Heur.RGC!g13
Data lost in the breach: Screenplay for next James Bond movie
Who's to blame? Janitor with inappropriate permissions
Who's getting fired? CISO
Contributing factors/excuses: Solar Flare
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Of Course!
Will we be targeted again? No. And tomorrow you'll be visited by a unicorn who poops rainbows.
Cost of the data loss: $1 billion (insert Dr. Evil Accent)
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? 76 PowerPoint Slides