Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Taiwan
APT Group Name: MASQUERADING PANDA
Attack Vector: Developing classified cyberweapons on an Internet connected machine
Malware Used: Trojan.Emysair
Data lost in the breach: Customer Records
Who's to blame? Conan O'Brien
Who's getting fired? DIRNSA
Contributing factors/excuses: Dormant Cyber Pathogens
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Of Course!
Will we be targeted again? No. And tomorrow you'll be visited by a unicorn who poops rainbows.
Cost of the data loss: $510.26
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? 11861800000.00 Japanese Yen