Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Spain
APT Group Name: ZORRO
Attack Vector: A cyber pathogen from Farook's iPhone
Malware Used: Downloader.Ironhalo
Data lost in the breach: Screenplay for next James Bond movie
Who's to blame? Conan O'Brien
Who's getting fired? Management
Contributing factors/excuses: Daylight Savings
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Yes, but only after MSNBC does.
Will we be targeted again? Are you kidding?
Cost of the data loss: $1 billion (insert Dr. Evil Accent)
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? 11861800000.00 Japanese Yen