Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Belize
APT Group Name: JOHN MCAFEE PRIVATE GEEK HIT SQUAD
Attack Vector: ANY-ANY rule in Firewall
Malware Used: Dromedan!gen2
Data lost in the breach: Farook's iCloud password
Who's to blame? Donald Trump
Who's getting fired? IT Helpdesk
Contributing factors/excuses: Icosahedron inside an 8-Ball
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No
Will we be targeted again? Not if you use a next generation firewall.
Cost of the data loss: Your pride
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? You saved a puppy, a real live puppy