Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Japan
APT Group Name: HELLO KITTY
Attack Vector: Dell eRoot Certificate
Malware Used: Trojan.Ransomcrypt.W
Data lost in the breach: IOCs for Farook's dormant cyber pathogen
Who's to blame? Hillary Clinton
Who's getting fired? The HVAC Technician
Contributing factors/excuses: RFID Badge too close to server
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Of Course!
Will we be targeted again? Not if you use a next generation firewall.
Cost of the data loss: $10,000,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? 4,500 BitCoin