Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Cameroon
APT Group Name: KIRK CAMERON
Attack Vector: glibc getaddrinfo function
Malware Used: Heur.RGC!g32
Data lost in the breach: Hillary Clinton's "lost" emails
Who's to blame? Jimmy Fallon
Who's getting fired? CEO's Biographer
Contributing factors/excuses: Football Game
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Yes, and China will deny it.
Will we be targeted again? Do you breathe oxygen?
Cost of the data loss: $1,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Ten thousand shares of Enron stock