Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Taiwan
APT Group Name: MASQUERADING PANDA
Attack Vector: iTunes
Malware Used: Trojan.Bayrob!gen6
Data lost in the breach: The only copy of your Rich Grandmother's Will
Who's to blame? Sterling Malory Archer
Who's getting fired? DIRNSA
Contributing factors/excuses: Blizzard
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Yes, and China will deny it.
Will we be targeted again? Not if you use a next generation firewall.
Cost of the data loss: $8.6 million
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? You saved a puppy, a real live puppy