Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Albania
APT Group Name: RAGING VOLE
Attack Vector: MP3 Player found in the parking lot
Malware Used: Trojan.Disakil
Data lost in the breach: Secret Sauce
Who's to blame? Neo
Who's getting fired? DIRNSA
Contributing factors/excuses: Gluten Free Snacks
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, Brian Williams probably will though.
Will we be targeted again? Signs point to yes.
Cost of the data loss: $123,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? $1,000,000.00