Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report

Country: Lebanon
APT Group Name: HAMAS
Attack Vector: ANY-ANY rule in Firewall
Malware Used: Microsoft Office Keygen
Data lost in the breach: Location of the End of the Internet
Who's to blame? Donald Trump
Who's getting fired? CEO's Biographer
Contributing factors/excuses: Python version 2.4
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, Brian Williams probably will though.
Will we be targeted again? Most likely.
Cost of the data loss: $400,000,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? $16,500.04