Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Netherlands
APT Group Name: HACK FROM A COFFEE SHOP
Attack Vector: 0-day vulnerability
Malware Used: Heur.SBG1!gen8
Data lost in the breach: Farook's iCloud password
Who's to blame? The Mail Carrier
Who's getting fired? The Mail Carrier
Contributing factors/excuses: Dormant Cyber Pathogens
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, just another breach!
Will we be targeted again? Stop huffing superglue and go fortify your defenses.
Cost of the data loss: $100,000,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Ten thousand shares of Enron stock