Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Vietnam
APT Group Name: VIET KING KONG
Attack Vector: Default telnet passwords on IoT fridge
Malware Used: Farook's Dormant Cyber Pathogen
Data lost in the breach: Projected Earnings Statement
Who's to blame? G8 Summit
Who's getting fired? IT Department
Contributing factors/excuses: Thunderstorm
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Yes
Will we be targeted again? No. And tomorrow you'll be visited by a unicorn who poops rainbows.
Cost of the data loss: $10,000,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? $16,500.04