Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Somalia
APT Group Name: BLACK HAWK DOWN
Attack Vector: Any version of Java
Malware Used: Backdoor.Stuxnet
Data lost in the breach: Location of the End of the Internet
Who's to blame? Conan O'Brien
Who's getting fired? Management
Contributing factors/excuses: Dormant Cyber Pathogens
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No
Will we be targeted again? Are you stupid?
Cost of the data loss: $8,950.38
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? A forest of trees