Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Ukraine
APT Group Name: GIVE US CRIMEA
Attack Vector: Your kid's IoT toy
Malware Used: LowSec.C!gen3
Data lost in the breach: Bestselling Novel (you have yet to publish)
Who's to blame? DIRNSA
Who's getting fired? Board of directors
Contributing factors/excuses: Rioting
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, Brian Williams probably will though.
Will we be targeted again? Concentrate and ask again.
Cost of the data loss: $7,441,123
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Your job