Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Nepal
APT Group Name: EVEREST ASCENT TEAM
Attack Vector: glibc getaddrinfo function
Malware Used: Backdoor.Duqu
Data lost in the breach: Regulated data
Who's to blame? Neo
Who's getting fired? Management
Contributing factors/excuses: Rodent Infestation
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, bigger news to air that day.
Will we be targeted again? Stop huffing superglue and go fortify your defenses.
Cost of the data loss: $1,232,132.12
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? A forest of trees