Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Central African Republic
APT Group Name: REALLY? WE'RE A COUNTRY?
Attack Vector: A cyber pathogen from Farook's iPhone
Malware Used: Heur.RGC!g70
Data lost in the breach: Regulated data
Who's to blame? Jimmy Fallon
Who's getting fired? The Consultant
Contributing factors/excuses: Dormant Cyber Pathogens
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, Brian Williams probably will though.
Will we be targeted again? Of course!
Cost of the data loss: $7,441,123
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? 1.10790120063 BTC