Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Hong Kong SAR China
APT Group Name: PANDA IN DISGUISE
Attack Vector: Developing classified cyberweapons on an Internet connected machine
Malware Used: Cryptolocker!g9
Data lost in the breach: Grandma's cookie recipe
Who's to blame? Neo
Who's getting fired? DIRNSA
Contributing factors/excuses: Dormant Cyber Pathogens
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Yes, and China will deny it.
Will we be targeted again? yes, yes, yes!
Cost of the data loss: 1 year subscription to KSN monitoring
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? $8,000 + travel