Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: China
APT Group Name: CROUCHING PANDA HIDDEN DRAGON
Attack Vector: iTunes
Malware Used: Backdoor.Stuxnet
Data lost in the breach: Customer Records
Who's to blame? Hillary Clinton
Who's getting fired? Board of directors
Contributing factors/excuses: Mirai IoT botnet
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, Brian Williams probably will though.
Will we be targeted again? Are you kidding?
Cost of the data loss: $8,900
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Ten thousand shares of Enron stock