Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Burkina Faso
APT Group Name: NOTSO FASO
Attack Vector: MP3 Player found in the parking lot
Malware Used: Heur.RGC!g70
Data lost in the breach: PCI data
Who's to blame? Jimmy Fallon
Who's getting fired? The Intern
Contributing factors/excuses: Rioting
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Of Course!
Will we be targeted again? Are you stupid?
Cost of the data loss: Your pride
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Your job