Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Andorra
APT Group Name: PRINCIPALITY OF THE VALLEYS OF ANDORRA
Attack Vector: MP3 Player found in the parking lot
Malware Used: Infostealer.Zanjif!gm
Data lost in the breach: Bestselling Novel (you have yet to publish)
Who's to blame? CISO
Who's getting fired? The Intern
Contributing factors/excuses: Icosahedron inside an 8-Ball
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Of Course!
Will we be targeted again? Yes
Cost of the data loss: $1,232,132.12
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