Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report

Country: Chad
APT Group Name: YES... CHAD.
Attack Vector: B2B VPN
Malware Used: Dromedan!gen2
Data lost in the breach: Secret Sauce
Who's to blame? DIRNSA
Who's getting fired? IT Helpdesk
Contributing factors/excuses: Dormant Cyber Pathogens
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Of Course!
Will we be targeted again? Do you breathe oxygen?
Cost of the data loss: $10,000,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? 11861800000.00 Japanese Yen