Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: South Korea
APT Group Name: "TEAM KIM PAK & SU"
Attack Vector: Your kid's IoT toy
Malware Used: SillyFDC!gen4
Data lost in the breach: IOCs for Farook's dormant cyber pathogen
Who's to blame? G8 Summit
Who's getting fired? CEO's Biographer
Contributing factors/excuses: Wind Chill
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, bigger news to air that day.
Will we be targeted again? Most likely.
Cost of the data loss: $700,000,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Ten shares of Microsoft stock