Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Sweden
APT Group Name: HOLES LIKE SWISS CHEESE
Attack Vector: Dell eRoot Certificate
Malware Used: Backdoor.Proxyback
Data lost in the breach: Intellectual Property
Who's to blame? Skynet
Who's getting fired? DIRNSA
Contributing factors/excuses: Gluten Free Snacks
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No
Will we be targeted again? You believe in the tooth fairy, don't you...
Cost of the data loss: $300,000,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? 11861800000.00 Japanese Yen